Funny Quotes with Appropriate Pictures

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man

Here’s a list of some most funny quotes with appropriate pictures, all the pictures speak thousands words and these quotes match the humor behind the scene. Hope you like it.

Funny Quotes & Pictures

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.


my personal favorite funny quote.
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When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

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If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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