Here’s a list of some most funny quotes with appropriate pictures, all the pictures speak thousands words and these quotes match the humor behind the scene. Hope you like it.
Funny Quotes & Pictures
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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